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Vitameatavegamin!

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Had a crazy day today…Don’t think I’ll be getting to the vlog this week. But I’ll leave you with a fun and famous monologue from the one and only Lucille Ball.

Lucy: (Early rehearsal)
“Hello friends. I’m your Vitameatavegamin girl. Are you tired, run-down, listless? Do you poop out at parties? Are you unpopular? The answer to all your problems is in this little bottle. Yes. Vitameatavegain. Vitameatavegamin contains vitamins, meat, vegtables and minerals. With Vitameatagegamin you can spoon your way to health. All you do is take a big tablesppon after every meal. It’s so tasty, too: it tastes like candy. So why don’t you join the thousand of happy, peppy people and buy a gret big bottle of Vitameatavegamin tomorrow? That’s Vitameatavegamin.

(Later rehearsal…after having a bit too much of Vitameatavegamin, which secretly has something drunk-inducing in it.) Told in only the way Lucy can:
Well, I’m your Vita-vega-vittival girl. Are you tired? Run-down? Listless? Do you pop out at parties? Are you unpoopular? Well, are you? The answer to all your problems is in this little ol’ bottle…Vitameatavegemin. That’s it. Vitameatavegemin contains vitamins, meat, meg-e-tables, and vinerals. So why don’t you join the thousands of happy , peppy people and get a great big bottle of Vita-veaty-vega-meany-minie-moe-amin. I’ll tell you what you have to do. You have to take a whole tablesppon after every meal. It’s so tasty, too: it’s just like candy. So everybody get a bottle of…this stuff.